Have You Seen This Man?
NAME: Yucca, aka Yuckie, The Yuckster, Billy F., Big Willy Fernwood-2night
HEIGHT: 6' 01
HAIR: Black with Freddie Mercury Beard
On January 1st, 2007, outside the godforsaken Rose Bowl in Pasadena, Yucca showed up at the Herd tailgate without his Churro cart. After a few disparaging remarks thrown in his direction by hungry Herders, Yucca stormed off to supposedly tailgate with the Coalition of Assyrian Trojans (C.A.T.). When asked if Yucca had stopped by the Coalition of Assyrian Trojans tailgate, Hazim Petros Shazhani, President of C.A.T. and a walk-on kicker on the USC football practice squad said, "No Yucca, No Peace." Any information about his disappearance should be reported to Fidel Castro or the United States Immigration Department.